The Aristocrats

A ton of potential is probably the best way to describe what The Aristocrats has going on right now. This is a lewd first-person adventure game that is in very, very early development as I write this. While there may not be a great deal of content here in the version I am specifically talking about, what is here is something that I found very enjoyable and I am honestly very excited for more content to be added to this as I think they have created something that has the potential to be very special here.

Good Bye Gorgeous George

The setting and premise of The Aristocrats is something that I think is a ton of fun. The story of the game revolves around a very wealthy family who live in this huge ass country manor that has pretty much everything that you could ever want. The leader of this family is the insanely wealthy Gorgeous George Quixote who is sadly on his last legs and is about to pass away. The game is basically about the power struggle of his next of kin who want to take his position as the leader of the family and most importantly, the main inheritor of the family fortune!

I Want It All

We play as a young man called Elliot who in The Aristocrats, is one of the children of George and his wife Victoria, and forget wanting our slice of the inheritance pie, we want the whole damn pie for ourselves and perhaps a little for our hottie Viviene who is our personal maid. The story is full of backstabbing and trying to screw other people over and I so far have found it to be a lot of fun. I am very interested to see how all this plays out as there is a lot of potential for the story to go in many different ways as we have some pretty interesting characters in this game.

F, Em Up

One of the things that initially drew me to The Aristocrats and made me want to play it even though I knew the game was in a very early stage was the description that the game was a first-person f**k 'em up, that legit made me laugh out loud! The game has us exploring the manor in the first-person and there are light puzzles to solve, people to chat with, and some very simple mini-games. In many ways, it feels like a classic PC or an Amiga game from the early 90s and I mean that as a compliment. Although you can see all that the game has to offer in no time at all in the version I am talking about here, it gives you a great deal of hope for how good this game could be when it is all fleshed out. I will say that the mini-games are not exactly the smoothest things to control right now, but that is something that could be ironed out in future updates.

Check Out My Expensive 90s Monitor

The art style and the whole presentation in general of The Aristocrats is something that I got a massive kick out of. The game has a very early 90s Amiga kind of vibe to it. The first-person viewpoint is great, but it is the over-the-top character designs that I love, well the characters at first look normal, but they have these epic massive penises that have to be seen to be believed. While I thought these were funny, I do think they will be something of an acquired taste, speaking of which there is some futa and gay content in the game too. In all, I am very excited to see what other extreme content they plan to add here.

Pros:

• I love how over the top this family is
• The giant penises are hilarious
• I loved the early 90s vibe the whole game had
• This is one of the lewd games for 2025 you have to keep an eye on

Cons:

• The game does have a bit of jank as far as the smoothness of the controls
• The version I played did not have much content at all