Buchikome High Kick

You know something, there are not many lewd fighting games out there, that is why I came back to Buchikome High Kick as I was in the mood for a little XXX ass-kicking. To be fair, making a fighting game is pretty hard, you have to get the mechanics just right and have characters people want to play as. While I am not sure I would say that this game has either of those things. What it does have is one of the strangest stories I have ever seen in a lewd game and it is something that no matter how many times I have played this, always makes me wonder what the heck would make someone think to make a game like this!

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

To say that Buchikome High Kick is weird is the understatement of the year. The story of the game is about this young woman who is just walking home when she suddenly needs to pee really bad! The good news is that there is a public toilet nearby. The bad news is that it is located in a place that is known by the locals as “molesters paradise”! Here, we have old horny dudes just waiting for a chance to pounce on some poor chick and our main character is the poor chick in question here.

How To Take It?

At the end of the day, Buchikome High Kick is really a game that has a story of sexual assault and that is off putting for many people and I get that. However, despite playing things pretty straight. The whole premise and style of this game is so over the top that it comes across as a parody more than trying to be a game that is about sexual assault. There is not a great deal of dialogue here, but what is here again is so over the top that I found it more amusing than shocking. It is the kind of thing that is just so damn weird, you kind of have to play it and just experience it for yourself to appreciate the weirdness of it all.

Now That’s An Impressive High Kick

To be fair to Buchikome High Kick, there are not many other lewd one-on-one fighting games out there. Now lower your expectations as this is not Street Fighter II or Fatal Fury 2. You need to fight to keep this old bastard away from you and you do that with punches and kicks. He has a health meter and you have a stamina and an ecstasy meter. The more punches and kicks you throw, the faster your stamina depletes. If the horny old dude manages to grope you, your ecstasy meter fills up, if it fills up all the way, you are going to bang the old dude. The sex scenes have a bit of interactivity to them as you are tasked with pressing up, left, or right at the appropriate time. The gameplay is very shallow, but it is still kind of fun and quite unique for a lewd game.

Cute Girl, Ugly Dude

The visuals of Buchikome High Kick are quite impressive. Our “heroine” is a very cute Japanese looking girl and I would say somewhere between Chun-Li from the Street Fighter games and Mei from the King of Fighters games is the best way to describe her. I was impressed with the animation of her high kicks, they looked awesome. Now, the dirty old molester is super ugly, but that is by design and I kind of found his design funny, to be honest with you. As well as the park outside the bathroom our lady was trying to pee, you have an apartment, the actual toilet, and a bedroom as well so there is a decent variety to the visuals. Plus, there is a decent selection of sex scenes to look at too, although as the dude is so ugly, I am not sure anyone is going to be getting off to them!

Pros:

• Hey, at least the babe is super hot
• I got a real kick out of the animation for her kicks
• The game is kind of funny, but I am not sure if it is intentional or not!
• It takes no time at all to see all the sex scenes

Cons:

• This is a very basic fighting game
• The guy is one of the ugliest dudes I have ever seen in a lewd game!